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So you’re off to London, and you’ve heard it’s one of the only major cities in Europe that offers the toe tingling Japanese Nuru massage in London. So it’s time to plan ahead don’t you think? What’s first on the list? After travel arrangements, a hotel needs to be found. And of course you can get an outcall Nuru massage to any hotel but shouldn’t you pick the right one. The experience of Nuru massage, is mind altering, life changing, wouldn’t it be doing the experience and injustice to have it in some shady motel just off the motorway? If this massage marks the start of a new beginning, a new you, then get it done somewhere nice. Somewhere that post-massage you can relax and bask in your newfound sense of completeness and positive energy.

What a lot of people don’t know is that erotic massage agencies will not do outcalls to every central London location and it would be a disaster to go all the way to London, pay for your hotel and then be told you can’t get your massage there.  One of the ‘golden areas’ (an area that is covered by all massage agencies) is Marylebone. Don’t ask me why, I haven’t a clue, but it is common knowledge to most Londoners that Marylebone is a safe haven for erotic massage. Who knows why the birthplace of Sherlock Holmes is the area people go to rediscover their sexual selves, maybe we’ll never know but that’s not important. What is important is choosing a hotel in an area where you know you can get an outcall Nuru massage. So Marylebone it is; check.

Now finding one that isn’t going to break the bank (this is Central London of course…) so one that is affordable, nice and why not if we’re really after the best Nuru massage experience- one that’s a bit sexy.

  1. The Hyatt Regency- The Churchill

Let’s start off with something fancy…high end, mod cons, bell boys, silver service dining. The Hyatt Regency is a hotel suitable for royalty. If you’re willing to splash out a bit, this hotel will make your Nuru massage every bit more luxurious and extravagant.  With the option of a balcony room to look on at your plebiscite servants, rooms with regal living rooms, giving the feeling you really are staying in the palace, this hotel is the royal engagement. Imagine laying on a plush king-sized (of course) bed while a beautiful oriental masseuse rubs her toned legs, stomach and ample cleavage all down your bare body. There are rainbow showers as standard if every suite, imagine getting under what feels like a tropic waterfall with your exotic masseuse for a goat‘soapy nuru’. –If you didn’t already feel a million dollars, this will do it.

With suites starting at £400-£600 a night this is my most expensive choice. But eh if your company are going to put on expenses why on earth not!

  1. The Landmark Hotel

Next, on the list, we’re going to consider The Landmark.  Described on their website as an ‘oasis of luxury’, sounds to me like a fitting place for your Nuru massage. A good massage experience starts with a good bed, and wait until you check out the bad boys gracing The Landmarks luxury floors. You can almost feel how crisp and soft the linen at The Landmark is, the rooms ooze elegance and grace but without leaning itself out of comfort. I think compared to the Hyatt, if you are looking for luxury but don’t want to feel out of your comfort zone, then Landmark is the superior choice.  With complimentary bathrobes and slippers, you can wait for your outcall Nuru masseuse in style. While you wait why not order a bite to eat, get dinner, prepared by a Michelin star chef, brought up on silver platters. Or alternatively, why not go down to The Great Central bar, a state of the art room, with high ceilings dressed with priceless chandeliers. The décor of the room is reminiscent of 1920’s Britain, lose yourself in the past, pretend you’re someone else, order an exquisite cocktail, smoke a cigar and then take the lift up to your room where you’ll find a glorious oriental goddess waiting for you on your bed…

Rooms starting from £400 a night this is another high-end choice.

  1. The Cumberland Hotel

The Cumberland is a considerably cheaper option but still remains a luxury choice. Boasting plush pillows and something called a ‘Hypno’ King-sized be, you can be assured this place has got the right facilities. With power showers as the standard for the soapy nuru option and an endless stream of a complimentary mineral water bottle (?), this place is prepared for a vigorous nuru session.  Another bonus for choosing The Cumberland for your outcall Nuru massage is that it is such a big hotel that if you were concerned about privacy, and wish to remain anonymous this hotel is perfect. Your erotic masseuse will have no trouble navigating her way to your room in The Cumberland to give you the nuru of a lifetime.

Rooms starting from 180 a night

  1. The Mandeville Hotel

Next up we have The Mandeville, described on its website as ‘Boutique Luxury’- if that doesn’t scream fishnets and escorts I don’t know what does! The Mandeville is a beautiful building in the heart of Marylebone but what lays beneath the beautiful brick walls is what’s really exciting… The Mandeville isn’t your average hotel; its rooms have particular themes. Check out the website for all of your options, but personally, I was drawn to the ‘French Riviera rooms.’ With balcony as standard, mood lighting, silk sheets; these rooms scream ‘dirty weekend away’. The room’s inspiration comes from the clandestine ‘Bain de Minuit’ Sea-Bathing Society that met at night in the sea of Monaco and Princess Grace’s stolen “Pearl” necklace. A room laced with sexual tension and romance- The perfect place for a naughty Nuru massage…

Rooms starting from £290 a night

The Marylebone Hotel

My final choice is my own, a personal favourite. The Marylebone is like no other hotel experience.  If you are only staying in London a short time and feel almost cheated out of experiencing the city- especially if you’ve decided to spend a night, perhaps your only night, in London getting a Nuru massage then relax, The Marylebone will take care of everything. The wonderful thing at this hotel is that you don’t have to leave it to see London. Within its walls, The Marylebone boasts a beautiful library, a contemporary art gallery, a restaurant café with street walk sitting facilities, a spa, a couple of boutique shops, the lot. On their website, they boast that by having all these facilities they capture ‘The vibrant, bijou feel of Marylebone, one of London’s trendiest neighbourhoods’. I couldn’t agree with them more.  As far as the bedrooms go The Marylebone is a winner again … plush massive beds, complimentary bathrobe and slippers, a Nespresso coffee machine (if you want to feel all George Clooney…)And the bathroom! Heated marble floors and a walk in shower, for the ultimate nuru soapy session.

Rooms starting from £190 a night.

So that’s your lot if you would rather settle for something cheap and not so cheerful that is on you, but if you do want a night you’ll remember stick to the list. And if you’re looking for an erotic massage agency that does outcall Nuru massage in Marylebone, check out Nuru massage London service page.

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