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The Best Way to Relax with an Outcall Erotic Massage

Have you ever wondered what was the best way to relax and unwind? maybe you thought it was simply relaxing on the couch, or nipping down to your local pub to chill out with your mates. But if we told you there was a much better way? A way so sublime and seductive it’ll have you returning again and again! wondering what that may be well what if we told you it was simply an outcall erotic massage. That’s right a luxury individually tailored outcall erotic massage to tend to your every ache and pain.



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Tantric Massage and Erotic Massage – What’s the Difference?

Tantric massage is an ancient massage style that can be performed by both men and women. It is a fantastic way to ignite sexual foreplay for couples and is also beneficial for singles. However, there is a great deal of confusion surrounding the concept of Tantric massage and Tantra. Tantra made its debut in the media when world-famous singer, Sting opened up about his Tantric sex life with his wife. Tantra is purposefully sexual in nature, whereas Tantric massage isn’t.

What is a Tantric massage?

Tantric massage does not involve sexual intercourse, and is not a ‘happy ending massage’ style, despite what the stereotypes suggest. Massages which intentionally explore sexual pleasure are known as, ‘erotic massages’, not Tantric. This, of course, is where these terms get tarnished by the same brush. Tantric massage has a more profound and deeper meaning. Tantra is the meeting of yin and yang- a union of polarities. Tantric massage invites both types of energy into the massage, and incorporates specific techniques in order to harness it. Yin is known as the relaxation energy; the kind of energy most people seem to experience whilst having a massage or a warm bath, for example. Yang, on the other hand, is the sensual energy that flows through the body like electricity. Tantric massage is designed to build up and collapse energy throughout the session so as to bring about a sense of harmony for both the client and masseuse. Tantric massage focuses on the movement of energy; therefore it is possible to give a Tantric massage without incorporating sexual touch. In fact, some people have been known to achieve a full body orgasm without even removing any of their clothes. This style of massage seeks to unify the sexual organs with all other parts of the body. Essentially, it is a union of sexual energy. An oriental erotic massage on the other hand does not create this amalgamation because its primary focus is to stimulate sexually. As a result, Oriental erotic massages are arguably less intimate and is far less spiritual. Although it can be enjoyable and sensual in many ways, it cannot provide long-lasting harmony.


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The benefits of a Tantric massage

Improves sleep- It’s no surprise to hear that Tantric massages are incredibly relaxing. However, this relaxation also makes for a much better night’s sleep!

Improves breathing- Tantric massage incorporates similar techniques that are used for meditation. These, deep, relaxing breathing techniques are intended to transport energy throughout one’s body in a more efficient way. Learning to breath more proficiently and relaxing does improve health overall.

Promotes intimacy- Tantric massage promotes healthy intimacy between the client and masseuse, but without sexual intercourse. This deeper form of intimacy is often more pleasurable than sex- believe it or not. It fills an empty void and brings reassurance to both parties. Emotional connection is far deeper than a physical one.

Relaxes the mind, body and soul- Tantric massage relaxes the body in every single way, whether it be physically, mentally or spiritually. Tantric massage is interesting because it can help to break up deep, emotional issues. These can be memories, emotions or experiences. Tantric massage helps clients to locate negative energies and discard them.

Increases awareness- Tantric massage increases awareness of the body in its entirety. For people out there who still don’t know what they like and dislike, getting a Tantric massage could help you to discover that. After all, the skin is the biggest organ in the body, and of course, the most sensitive. The sense of touch is powerful.

It’s more hygienic than sex- You can get all of the benefits of sex without getting down and dirty. Tantric massage is incredibly erotic, and induces feelings of intimacy, connection and pleasure. If you want to explore a more exotic massage style but don’t feel comfortable getting sexually intimate with a stranger, then Tantric massage is exactly what you need.


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Is it better than Erotic massage?

Obviously, this boils down to personal preference. typically an oriental erotic massage is more sexual, but that’s not to say it is any better or worse. Tantric massage is more of a spiritual experience, however both take inspiration from one another. Ultimately, Tantric massage goes far deeper than a ‘happy ending’- it selves into the soul of the person. As much as pleasure and reaching orgasm is good for us, exploring our inner feelings and emotions is equally as satisfying. Tantric massage simply does this on a less traumatic scale. Ultimately, you’ll never know which is for you until you give them both a try.

So, if you’re interested in giving Tantric massage a go, or a oriental erotic massage for that matter, then call on the number below and schedule in for some fun with a hot, Asian masseuse today.

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Getting a London Body to Body Massage: A Beginner’s Guide

As one of our most popular naked Asian massages, we thought we’d put together a guide on this ancient full body massage style. A London body to body massage is a firm favourite among our London clients, but many say they are initially nervous or are even too scared to try this massage because of its intimidating label! We hope this beginner’s guide helps you navigate through this slippery sensual massage.


What is a London body to body massage?

A London body to body massage is a unique style of erotic Japanese massage. It is very similar to a nuru massage and originated from the red light districts where the soapy massage was born. Like a nuru massage, a body 2 body masseuse literally uses her body to massage the client. As well as using her hands to stroke, she primarily uses the curves of her body, her breasts, her buttocks, her stomach and thighs to rub and slide along the client’s skin. It’s an extremely pleasurable experience and the masseuse can easily caress the client into a blissful happy ending.


What massage oils are used? 

A London body to body massage uses massage oils. The masseuse slathers her own and the client’s body in oils before proceeding to slide along the client’s naked skin, using the oil as lubrication. There are a variety of massage oils that can be used and each one has a different effect on mood. For example:


To relax


  • Chamomile
  • Patchouli
  • Cedarwood
  • Marjoram
  • Jasmine
  • Lavender


To improve focus

  • Rosemary
  • Eucalyptus (also treats coughs, colds and even TB)
  • Peppermint

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To boost immune system

  • Tea tree
  • American spice apple oil (also reduces blood pressure)

To improve mood

  • Coconut
  • Rose
  • Bergamot
  • Sandalwood
  • Ylang ylang
  • Lemon (also treats digestive problems)


How is a London body to body massage performed?

A London body to body massage is usually performed on an air mattress or a bed. The sheets are covered with a protective waterproof sheet to prevent the bedding from becoming slathered in massage oils. The main point of this massage is to have the masseuse use her gorgeous body to slide and stroke you into deep arousal and create total muscular relaxation.


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The session usually begins with a shower or a bath with the masseuse. This helps to prepare the skin for the massage oils, relax the muscles and help the client get used to being naked around the masseuse. After you’ve washed and dried off, the masseuse will get you to lie down so she can sensually cover your body in massage oils. She will cover her own body in oils which will be a fantastic sight to watch. Once you’re both covered, she will climb on top of you and begin rubbing and sliding. She will use a variety of techniques and use all of her body parts – pressing her breasts, sliding her nipples and grinding her groin, which will feel sensational. You will slide into bliss and are guaranteed to have an intensely powerful happy ending.


What are the benefits?

A London body to body massage is designed to relieve deep stress and help relax tense muscles. It’s particularly great for chronic stress, anxiety and insomnia as it leaves you feeling so deeply relaxed. The massage oils are also wonderfully moisturising and can help reduce stretch marks and scars. Here are some of the main benefits of a body 2 body massage:


  • Stress and anxiety relief
  • Helps with insomnia
  • Alleviates muscle pain from sports injuries and repetitive strains
  • Moisturises the skin
  • Reduces appearance of stretch marks, cellulite and scars
  • Boosts blood circulation
  • Improves immune system
  • Helps with sexual problems e.g. premature ejaculation and inability to orgasm
  • Improves sex drive
  • Helps with intimacy problems


Where can I get a body to body massage in London?

There are many places in London that are offering so-called genuine body to body and other naked Asian massage therapies. But from what our clients and readers tell us, few actually offer authentic service. An erotic Asian massage must be performed by a proper masseuse who has been trained in tantra, the root to all things erotic and naked. Keep this in mind when you’re shopping around for your London body to body massage.

Luckily, Erotic Massage UK offers one of the best and authentic oriental massage therapies in London with some of the most talented and beautiful body 2 body masseuses from Asia. From just £130 an hour, we offer a premium incall service or a convenient 24 hour outcall service to men all over central and Greater London. When you choose us, you don’t have worry – we have the quality, the price and the authentic experience to turn your erotic Asian fantasy into a beautifully satisfying reality

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What’s the Difference Between an Erotic Masseuse and an Escort?


We get a lot of questions from our clients and readers who want to know the difference between an erotic or sensual masseuse and an escort. It’s easy to assume that the two are interchangeable roles, but there are actually several significant differences. If you’re in London and wondering whether to go for an escort service or a tantric massage to help pass the time, this post might help. A naked Asian massage is a great and popular alternative to the traditional escort service. Here are four main differences that make an oriental massage a more attractive choice:


It’s the perfect physical, mental and spiritual experience


Many of our readers who have used escort services before will agree with us when say that escort services usually leave clients feeling disappointed. Escorts are more of a physical experience than a mental and spiritual one. On the whole, an escort’s role is to ‘escort’ or accompany the client for social purposes – for example, to events as a plus one. Some escort agencies may offer additional sexual services, but even then, it’s still physical satisfaction which is mechanical in nature and nothing happens to encourage mental or spiritual connections. And so the happy ending is almost unhappy.


In contrast, an Asian massage such as a tantric massage is an ideal blend of manual therapy, which physically manipulates the body, and mental gratification, which encourages spiritual healing. It uses the power of pleasure and sexual arousal to maintain a healthy mental wellbeing. A naked oriental massage experience goes beyond happy endings and relaxation. By paying attention to physical and mental desires, you may reach new levels of awareness which will have a positive impact on your future mental health.


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Unique sensations


Naked Asian massages in London are truly amazing and unique experiences. The masseuses use a fusion of traditional and erotic massage techniques, such as Swedish massage and sensual body slides and groin caresses, which feel incredible. As well as this, the masseuses are extremely well trained for social interactions. Because a naked erotic massage is so intimate, clients are often nervous and the therapists are masters of schmoozing and putting them at ease.


Escorts are also social masters, but they are more trained for this than they are for pleasure. Even the ones that offer sexual services cannot compare. After all, what escort is going to give you a nuru massage? This specialised massage involves the masseuse using her body to massage the client. She uses a series of sensual slides, rubs and strokes as she grinds her bare body against yours. Escorts are not tantric massage therapists, so even if they attempt this, it will never feel the same. Tantric masseuses are so highly trained that they know precisely where all the energy pressure points are on the body. They know how to manipulate these points to allow re circulation of sexual energy and redirect it all into a perfectly balanced, powerful happy ending that leaves you feeling refreshed, rejuvenated and relieved.


Intense connections


Some of our readers and customers have said they are not always happy with their escort service. Sometimes they feel as though the escort looks down on them, acts disrespectfully and acts as though she is doing them a favour by even providing the service in the first place. While this may not be the case for all escort agencies, this might persuade you to turn to Asian massage services instead because in contrast, these sessions are always full of positive energy. Unlike an escort service which is just someone keeping another person company, a naked oriental massage requires trust and a strong emotional connection between the masseuse and the client. It’s a very intimate session and is strongly associated with karmic energy.


Typically, erotic massages begin with a shared shower – the masseuse bathing the client – which helps calm nerves and form a bond between the two partners. During the massage, the masseuse is totally focused on making the client happy. She will work to locate all of his sensitive points, cater to his desires and make sure he’s experiencing as much pleasure as possible. With an erotic massage, it’s all about you. This is one particularly great reason to try oriental massages with an Asian masseuse as opposed to escort services.


Stimulating environment


Asian massages are professional services and many tantra massage companies in London provide top class experiences. At Erotic Massage UK, we offer premium incall massages. We have several luxury flats in central London, which have been refitted with high-end massage equipment such as premium massage tables, rain forest showers and Jacuzzi bathtubs to help you truly sink into your naked oriental massage. Our masseuses are highly trained in a variety of traditional and sensual massage techniques, and like to enhance their sessions with scented oils, candles and soothing background music.

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In contrast, escort agencies are less concerned with their clients’ experiences. Escorts may provide pleasure in cheap hotel rooms in a seedy neighbourhood. Of course there are high class escorts out there, but do you really have the time to trawl through the classified ads? At Erotic Massage UK, we can guarantee a luxury massage experience from a highly trained Asian masseuse. Just think about it: isn’t it much better to spend a guaranteed pleasurable hour with a masseuse in soft candlelight, fresh bedding and relaxing mood music than with an escort who may or may not satisfy you.


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For newcomers or people wanting to try something new, choose an Asian erotic massage in London over an escort. You deserve to experience luxury pampering at its finest.

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What It’s Really Like to Get an Erotic Massage

When you think about Erotic massage, what do you imagine? Do you envision something similar to an X-rated movie? Most people assume Erotic massages to be aggressively sexual; almost animalistic, if you will. They envision hair flipping; overly dramatic screams of pleasure and a ‘big finale’ should we say. But the truth is they’re nothing like the stereotypes suggest. We spoke to a couple of clients in London to find out what they made of their Erotic massage experience; to get a first-hand depiction of what it’s really like.

For reasons of discretion, they have asked to remain anonymous.

What is your age?

Man A: 42

Man B: 26

Are you in a relationship?

Man A: Yes. I am married with children

Man B: I am newly single

How many times have you had an Erotic massage?

Man A: Just the once- so far!

Man B: I had my third last week

Does/did your partner know of your massage experience(s)?

Man A: Yes, my wife is aware. It is something we had discussed before I tried it. She was supportive of my decision to get an Erotic massage, and I have since encouraged her to do the same.

Man B: I hadn’t made a point of telling my girlfriend at the time, but she eventually found out. I made a point of keeping it from her because she was rarely open-minded about this sort of thing, and I knew she wouldn’t understand. It’s safe to say she wasn’t impressed- but that’s not why we broke up.

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Why did you get an Erotic massage?

Man A: Ultimately, it was something I needed to do for myself. In many ways, it was a selfish decision, but my wife understood. We have been married for almost 20 years now, and have three children who have become the centre of our lives. As such, our relationship and sex life has taken a beating as a result. My wife was too exhausted to have sex regularly, and my schedule was becoming an issue. It was starting to cause rifts between us and things were progressively getting worse. I had read an article about Erotic massage for couples and suggested to my wife that we should get one. She wasn’t interested, but encouraged me to get one myself. I felt guilty at first, but then realised how incredible the experience was for US as a couple, not just me.  It’s worked wonders for our relationship.

Man B: This probably sounds sleazy, but I was always an avid porn-watcher and favoured the massage role-plays. I’ve always had an unquenchable sex drive and an even more energetic imagination, so I wanted to see if Erotic massages were anything like I imagined them to be. I discussed it with a couple of mates and we all decided to get one after a night out in London. They all chickened out last minute, but I guess you could say I wanted to be the ‘lad’ of the group and went ahead with it. It wasn’t at all what I expected- it was far better.

What was it like?

Man A: It was nerve-wracking at first to say the least. I’d probably say that was my initial feeling. My wife and I agreed that I should have the massage as a salon, because she didn’t like the idea of our children jumping on the bed where I’d spent some intimate time with another woman. When i arrived at the salon, I was incredibly apprehensive, and considered calling it off. The masseuse, however, was incredibly welcoming and really put me at ease. I took a shower, undressed and lay on the table, where she began performing a full body massage. After several minutes, she progressed to the main massage and things turned sexual. It was intimate, but I did not feel romantic connection to my masseuse. It was slow, sensual and incredibly arousing, and every single second of it euphoric. I have never been so relaxed in my entire life, and it made me feel like some kind of weight had been lifted. Of course, it was pleasurable. Good Lord it felt good. But that’s not what I took from my session. It was therapeutic, and made me appreciate my wonderful wife again.

Man B: Well, it wasn’t like a porno. That’s for sure. The thing that surprised me most about my experience was the fact it was quite emotional and romantic in a way. I hadn’t expected that at all. We weren’t aggressively shagging as I’d imagined it- she was completely in control and had me in the palm of her hand. It was by far the most erotic and pleasurable experience of my life, but it wasn’t in any way overly dramatized. That made it so much better.

Did you get your ‘happy ending?’

Man A: I did, right at the end.

Man B: Yes. I had two.

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Do you friends and family know?

Man A: Although my wife was supportive of my decision, we decided now to tell anyone. I didn’t want any of our friends thinking my wife wasn’t enough for me- that was never the case. We thought it would be best to keep it to ourselves.

Man B: Obviously, my friends know. They think it’s hilarious. I never made a point of telling my family out of respect, but when my girlfriend at the time found out, she told my mum. She wasn’t happy to say the least.

Would you recommend Erotic massage to other people?

Man A: Absolutely! But I’d always recommend doing it for the right reasons, especially if you’re in a relationship.

Man B: Obviously, yes. But if you have a girlfriend, I’d definitely suggest either telling her or waiting till you’re single. In many ways, it wasn’t worth the hassle. If you’re not tied down though, I wouldn’t think twice before getting one.


If getting an Erotic massage in London is something you’d like to explore, and then follow the link below and book in for a session with a fully-trained expert. Incall and outcall sessions available to anyone in central of Greater London.

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True or False? 10 Facts About Erotic Massage

Have you ever heard of an Asian erotic massage? If you have, what do you think when you heard the name? Maybe that it’s seedy, perverted and illegal? Many people automatically assume the worst when it comes to an erotic Asian massage, but we’re here to change your mind and show you that a lot of the conceptions about this massage are actually myths.

Asian Erotic Massage: The Facts

1. It’s illegal

False. Asian erotic massages are not necessarily examples of prostitution. The girls are trained masseuses, not escorts or sex workers (refer to point seven). Even if they offer anything beyond a massage, it’s off their own accord and as a private, consensual arrangement between the masseuse and the client. Nevertheless, prostitution isn’t illegal in the UK. Running a brothel is, but that’s not what we do at Erotic Massage UK.

2. It’s seedy

False. Erotic Asian massages are arts which the masseuses train intensively in order to learn. You shouldn’t feel embarrassed to get an Asian erotic massage. This is the label that’s been given to the art by society. It’s true that some of the seedier people in society may get Asian erotic massages, but they are often quite expensive and the soaring prices deter riffraff.

3. You can only get it in red light districts

False. It used to be the case but now it’s widely taught and practised in places all over the country. At Erotic Massage UK, we offer a variety of authentic Asian massage services, exclusive to central and Greater London. Our masseuses are available for incall massages or can provide outcall service.

4. You get a happy ending

True. Happy endings come as an optional add-on and we highly recommend them if you’re after a fulfilling stress release because orgasms are a physical manifestation of stress. At Erotic Massage UK, all of our masseuses are skilled in various techniques meant to prolong pleasure and give you the intense release you’re looking for.

5. It’s purely a sexual experience

False. In Asian culture, Asian erotic massage is seen as a spiritual journey that rejuvenates the body and mind.


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6. It’s only for men

False. This is a major misconception, because Asian erotic massage can be enjoyed by women as well as men. It can even be enjoyed by couples. Sexual orientation doesn’t matter either!

7. The masseuses are sex workers

False. Many people assume that Asian erotic massages are forms of prostitution, but they’re not. The masseuses are genuinely trained massage therapists who just so happen to massage the sexual parts of the body as well as the normal parts. This results in more holistically relaxing and satisfying results.

8. Only Asian massage parlours provide the authentic service

False. There are places in London that employ European, Hispanic and Latino masseuses. It’s not restricted to race. However, at Erotic Massage UK, we only employ Asian girls because we believe that as it’s an Asian therapy, it’s best enjoyed at the hands of an Asian girl. All of our gorgeous Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, Korean and Thai masseuses are highly trained therapists and are guaranteed to give you an unforgettable hour of your life.

9. It’s good for stress

True. An Asian erotic massage combines all of the relaxing massage techniques to work knots out of your muscles with sensual methods meant to help release your tension in a pleasurable way. Did you know that orgasms actually help to reduce stress? When you orgasm, your body releases hormones that work to reduce anxiety and keep you feeling calm – both of which equal a stress-free state of mind!

10. It’s good for health

True. As well as reducing stress, an Asian erotic massage also improves your immune system. Cortisol, the hormone responsible for stress, reduces the number of white blood cells in our bloodstream. Orgasms eliminate stress and this hormone, which boosts our immune system. Asian erotic massage therapy also stimulates blood circulation, which means cells receive fresh blood filled with nutrients more efficiently and remove waste products more quickly.

So why wait? get your Asian Erotic Massage Now!

So, there you go – 10 truths and myths about Asian erotic massage! Were you surprised by any of them? If you’re interested in trying an authentic Asian erotic massage, we offer a specialised Asian massage service to London. From just £130 an hour, you can choose to experience the most mind-blowing hour of your life. What are you waiting for?

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The 411 On An Oriental Body to Body Massage

An oriental body to body massage is one of the best and most erotic styles of massage therapy. If that’s caught your eye, you should carry on reading. We’ve scoured the web and searched high and low for all the facts on the oriental body to body massage. Read on to discover what a sensual oriental body to body massage is, what happens during a typical session and the various health benefits regular massages can bring.

What is an oriental body to body massage?

An oriental body to body massage is a highly erotic style of Asian massage. Also, known as a body 2 body massage or b2b for short, it is a full body massage where the therapist uses her body to sensually massage the client. As well as using her hands, she uses her naked body, pressing and stroking her skin, various curves and planes against her client’s skin. It is designed to arouse and often includes direct stimulation of the erogenous zones to lead up to a physical release of tension. There are a range of health benefits associated with an oriental body to body massage.

What isn’t an oriental body to body massage?

A b2b massage worth paying for isn’t the cheap, comedic sleazy affair you see portrayed on TV shows and film screens. The massage is an erotic and sensual art that has a rich history that dates back as far as the Ancient Roman and Egyptian times. An authentic oriental body to body massage is difficult to find in London. There are many places that claim to offer genuine services, but the therapists are often not professionally trained. Real body 2 body masseuses are fully trained and highly skilled.

Typical oriental body to body massage techniques

A body 2 body masseuse will make full use of her sensuous curves and soft skin to offer a range of exciting sensations. During an oriental body to body massage, she will press her breasts, her thighs, her stomach, her calves and her groin against you. She will caress these sensual body parts at varying pressures and speeds to stimulate all parts of your body, even the parts that aren’t touching her. An authentic body to body masseuse will make you feel the tingle all the way from your head to your toes to the very tips of your fingers.

best offers on oriental body to body massage in LondonA spiritual experience

An oriental body to body massage typically uses tantra, which is a style of meditation that was practiced by the ancient Indians. Through tantric meditation, life and sexual energy can be efficiently circulated through the body and help lead you to a new, blissful state of consciousness.

An oriental body to body massage is purely a more physical way of achieving this. As well as focusing the mind, it also uses the power of sensual touch and physical arousal to encourage energy balance. The aim is to focus on the physical sensations and allow them to take you to a higher level of awareness. It also balances deep sexual pleasure with delaying orgasms so helps to exercise self-control. Thus, an oriental body to body massage is a pleasurable and holistic experience as it involves the body, mind and soul, and can pave the way for a more controlled and intense sex life.

The benefits of an oriental body to body massage

1. Promotes a stable, healthy well-being

Skin on skin contact can have some miraculous effects on our well-being. Touch helps to build trust and close relationship bonds between individuals. It makes us feel loved and cared for, which naturally increases our happiness levels due to our bodies releasing endorphins and hormones into our bloodstream. An oriental body to body massage helps both men and women enjoy the comforting touch of another human.

2. Keeps skin soft, supple and elasticated

During an oriental body to body massage, the therapist will use massage oil to ensure minimum friction between her skin and yours. This means her skin can freely slide and slip along your body. As well as feeling pleasurable, the oil is also very moisturizing. A b2b massage means your whole body can be coated in moisturizing oil which penetrates your skin to provide deep hydration.
3. Improves blood circulation

Massage uses a variety of manual pressures which physically pushes blood around the body. This means the more congested areas of the body can be unblocked and the extremities can receive a greater amount of nutrient-rich blood.

help improve blood circulation with a sensual full body massage4. Reduces stress and anxiety

It’s well-known that massage is extremely relaxing and effective at reducing stress. This is to do with our craving for human touch and because massage physically pushes tension out of muscles. A body to body is even better for that – it uses full bodyweight and total naked bodily contact, which promotes an even greater sense of tranquillity. It also helps release oxytocin, which is also known as love hormone, and often causes orgasms. And we all know how well orgasms work at reducing stress.

5. Boosts immune system

Massage reduces levels of cortisol, the hormone that causes stress. Elevated levels of cortisol (aka when you are very stressed) attack our white blood cells, which are our soldiers against bacteria and viruses. By reducing stress, we are less likely to become ill.

can getting a full body sensual massage improve your immune system?6. Promotes better sleep

Stress and anxiety can cause insomnia. Because an oriental body to body massage can leave us so relaxed, it can actually help us sleep more soundly. How can we say no to that?

Where can I get an oriental body to body massage?

Erotic Massage UK offers high quality authentic oriental body to body massages to men in the central and Greater London areas – all at the hand of highly trained, beautiful Asian masseuses. Our treatments range from erotic and sensual to nuru and tantric massages, and cost from £130 an hour.

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How to Extend The Benefits of An Oriental Happy Ending Massage

Massage therapy is a popular form of alternative treatment for many conditions, particularly ones with chronic and persistent symptoms. When combined with medication, massages can help to keep those illnesses at bay. There are many types of massages that you can choose from. All involve manually stimulating the body to produce a sense of deep mental relaxation and ease muscle strains. Some just focus on the main body areas, such as the shoulders, back and legs – the areas that are most susceptible to carrying stress. Others focus on these and the sexual areas, making them the more ‘daring’ way to treat illness.

Contrary to widespread belief, the latter style of massage therapy is not a sexual service, despite its focus on sexual arousal. When you’re stressed, you’re more likely to become ill and pleasure is a great and highly effective way to combat stress. Of course, it’s not the be all and end all, but certain styles of oriental massage are medicinally effective at relieving particular conditions despite their sensual nature. For example, a prostate massage involves stimulating the prostate gland, which is accessed through the rectum. It sounds very sexual, but medications can only go so far and only when you combine it with manual stimulation can you begin to relieve the inflammation.

What is an oriental happy ending massage?

An oriental happy ending massage is a massage that ends in an orgasm – hence the ‘happy ending’. This is arguably the most infamous of all Asian massage therapy, which is understandable as on the outside, it seems very scandalous. Even in practice, it uses a lot of sensual techniques that are meant to arouse the body and work towards an orgasm.

However, sensual oriental massages don’t treat orgasms as just sexual satisfaction nor are they just for pleasure. Orgasms represent a release of tension. They are a physical manifestation of all of the stress your body has gathered over time. Have you ever noticed that when you are stressed, it affects your ability to concentrate on your daily life? It’s even worse when that stress is combined with sexual frustration. When that happens, you can expect to be demotivated and unproductive until that tension is tended to. In that aspect, oriental happy ending massages work to help improve the quality of your general life.

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What are the benefits of an oriental happy ending massage?

Stress is held all over the body, but typically gyrates to areas that are most susceptible to experiencing strain. The back, shoulders, neck and legs are a good example – these parts of the body arguably work the hardest on a daily basis. However, stress is also attracted to an overlooked part of the body – the sexual area. During normal massages (ones that don’t involve any kind of sexual arousal), this area is obviously neglected. Although you will leave feeling physically relaxed and your muscles will feel looser, you may still feel some lingering pressure. As a result, the stress tends to come back rather quickly.

An oriental happy ending massage works the same way as a normal massage, but as well as relaxing the main body, it also works on the sexual area. You are therefore left feeling physically, mentally and sexually relieved, which makes a deeper and longer-lasting sense of relaxation.

Some of the benefits of an oriental happy ending massage include:

Improved sex drive
Intense stress and anxiety relief
Cures insomnia
Stabilises mood
Improved intimacy (may help with commitment issues)
Boosts motivation
Enhances immune system
Reduces risk of cardiovascular disease

So how can I extend these benefits?

There are a couple of ways you can make the most of your Asian massage experience and extend the benefits of an oriental happy ending massage.

1. Set a relaxing mood

During the massage, make sure the mood is as relaxed as it can be. Enhance your experience by lighting some candles, playing some soothing music and using aromatherapy oils. When the atmosphere is chilled, you too can begin to relax your mind. An oriental happy ending massage is about using the power of orgasm to soothe your mind and you can’t do that if you’re highly strung.

2. Make room for some ‘me-time’

Look after yourself, physically and mentally by setting aside some designated me-time. Stress is inevitable, but always put your mental wellbeing first in order to delay its return. Book yourself in for regular oriental happy ending massages, take monthly trips to the spa – do whatever you need to do to stay relaxed. When you’re in the best condition that you can be, you can begin to improve other people’s lives.

3. Stay hydrated

Massages enhance all of your bodily systems. During a massage, your blood circulation will improve and you will breathe more deeply. This means the cells can perform their nutrient/waste product exchange more effectively. In order for all this to happen, you need to replenish your body’s water supply and that means increasing your water intake. So, put down that latte and pick up that Evian water bottle.

4. Stay focused and remember to breathe

You can’t prevent stress, but you can dodge it as best you can. When you’re put in potentially stressful situations, breathe and count to 10. Stay as zen as possible!

So there the main ways you can extend the benefits of your massage. To book your oriental happy ending massage experience, have a look at our services and selection of oriental masseuses here. We offer a wide range of massages from £130 an hour and cater to the whole of central and Greater London. We look forward to hearing from you!

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Nude Lingam Massage: 5 Things You Didn’t Know About Them

Massage therapy is a great way to beef up your treatment and make it wholly more effective. Although it’s not the be all and end all, massages are excellent at kicking persistent illnesses to the curb – especially when combined with prescribed or over-the-counter medications. For example, troublesome sports injuries that wake you up at night. When painkillers can’t relieve you of their lingering pain, a deep tissue massage can help push those little niggles away.

There are many different types of massage that you can choose and some are more suited to different conditions. For example, deep tissue and sports massages are great for deeply set muscle strains. You can even combine massages together and some combine medicinal pain relief with more sexual elements. You could try a tantric massage, which is very slow and focuses on gradual deep pressure with the aim of exercising self-control. A prostate massage is very specialised and meant to relieve the symptoms of prostatitis.

A nude lingam massage combines the varying pressures of Swedish massage with the slow nature of a tantric massage. It involves focusing on a singular part of the body, making it great for relieving tension in that area.

So, what is a nude lingam massage?

A nude lingam massage is a style of Asian massage that focuses on stimulating the male erogenous area. It uses a variety of sensual techniques that are meant to ‘awaken’ the male sexual energies, arouse the body and slowly build up towards a tension release. For this reason, a nude lingam massage is an extremely pleasurable experience.

A nude lingam massage is an ancient massage style that holds some of its roots in Hindu practices. The Sanskrit word ‘lingam’ is loosely translated to mean ‘penis’ and the penis is said to be the symbol of Lord Shiva, a Hindu deity. There are even phallic statues constructed outside of temples and believers pour milky liquid over them, which represents ejaculation.

In terms of Shiva theory, the penis is seen as a revered object because of its integral role in human reproduction, which is viewed as a holy process. A nude lingam massage was created to worship this organ and help it work as efficiently as it should. As a result, a nude lingam massage uses a variety of different strokes, pulls and rubs to massage the penis. It’s also a slow process and tension is built up before it’s released. Typically, a therapist will focus on prolonging this arousal. By backing off just before ejaculation, as much tension as possible is built up so by the time you do orgasm, all stresses are released.

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It may sound like a sexual service, but here are five things you probably didn’t realise about a nude lingam massage:

1. It can help with male sexual problems

The NHS estimates that one in 10 men suffer from sexual problems and they can affect any man, regardless of sexual orientation. These range from erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation to total loss of sex drive. Ultimately, these issues affect your sex life. A nude lingam massage can help with these problems. By focusing entirely on male arousal, a nude lingam massage works to enhance your sensitivity to sexual pleasure. There is also a major focus on delaying ejaculation by practising edging, so the massage can help you exercise sexual control.

2. It can improve sex drive

By improving sexual problems like erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation, you’ll find your sexual appetite and drive rocketing upwards.

3. It can help ease painful urination

A nude lingam massage helps to flush out any blocked fluids in the whole groin area and this includes the urinal ducts. If you find yourself experiencing reduced and/or painful flow, a nude lingam massage can help ease the pain.

4. It can cure insomnia

Insomnia is typically connected to anxiety and pleasure, particularly from orgasms, has been scientifically proven to reduce this. When you orgasm, hormones are released into your bloodstream and these chemicals work to reduce anxiety, calm the body and stabilise mood, making you feel more mentally stable. A nude lingam massage is guaranteed to provide intense orgasms, which means intense stress relief and a better night’s sleep.

5. It can open new doors in your sex life

By delaying ejaculation and prolonging the arousal period, a nude lingam massage can help you improve your sexual control. When you last longer in the bedroom, you’ll find you and your partner having better sex. A nude lingam massage may even show you techniques and parts of your body that you didn’t know had the ability to arouse you. These new sensitive parts combined with your enhanced sex drive all work to give you a more fulfilling sex life.

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We offer a range of oriental massage therapies that are guaranteed to leave you in a state of intense relaxation. So if you’re interested receiving the best oriental nude lingam massage London has to offer, then you can view our best deals here

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How to Extend the Benefits of An Erotic Prostate Massage

Massage therapy is an extremely worthwhile treatment for a variety of illnesses and conditions. While it’s not the be all and end all of alternative treatment, massage therapy can be especially effective when combined with more traditional types of treatment such as medications. Like medicines, there are certain massages that are more suited for particular conditions. For example, a tantric massage is excellent for relieving deep stress and exercising self-control, because of its slow techniques that are meant to drag out the experience.

Now, this article is about the unique erotic prostate massage and the full spectrum of its benefits. If you carry on reading, you’ll find out it’s not as daunting as it may initially seem and the ways to get the most out of your experience.

What is an erotic prostate massage?

An erotic prostate massage is a particularly specialised type of massage. Unlike many of its oriental massage counterparts, it was designed to treat localised illnesses. An erotic prostate massage involves stimulation of the prostate gland. Because this gland is accessed through the rectum, the therapist will gently insert a lubricated gloved finger into the anus and proceed to slowly and softly stroke the gland.

Does a Prostate Massage hurt?

This is a common query and totally understandable considering it’s a lot more invasive than other massages. Unlike most other massages which only involve stimulating the external body, an erotic prostate massage involves inserting a finger into the body via the rectum. A gloved finger is always used for cleanliness and it’s well lubricated so shouldn’t be painful at all. Initially, you may experience discomfort, which is completely normal as this area of the body is meant for exit as opposed to entry, but as long as you relax, the discomfort will go away. Relaxing is extremely important, so therapists will always remind you to focus on your breathing.

As for the stimulation itself, it will always be gentle stroking. The therapist will never roughly poke or jab the gland. She will use soft strokes and slow rubs. This makes it quite different from normal massages. Most massages vary pressure, using a mixture of light and deep to stimulate the different layers of muscle tissue. In contrast, erotic prostate massage only uses soft pressure – the gland is located in such a delicate area after all. Because of this, an erotic prostate massage often feels very pleasurable once you relax.


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What are the benefits of an erotic prostate massage?

The prostate gland is a walnut-shaped organ and part of the male reproductive system. Located below the bladder and in front of the rectum, it surrounds the urethra. The gland produces prostatic fluid, which is one of the main components of semen. As a result, it plays an important role in male fertility – without prostatic fluid, semen cannot be properly produced nor will sperm perform as efficiently. Thus, good health of the prostate gland is essential for effective male reproduction.

The prostate gland can become infected, which affects its ability to secrete fluids. Inflammation and prostatitis are two of the most common disorders, and are caused by blocked fluids. This can cause extreme discomfort, including feeling a build-up of pressure and general tenderness. An erotic prostate massage is meant to drain the gland of its blocked fluids – a method also known as ‘milking the prostate’. Although it may sound intimidating, rough pressure is never used and the draining is guaranteed to reduce the pain caused by the inflammation.

Some of the main benefits of an erotic prostate massage include:

Pain relief due to release of prostatic fluid
Eases painful urination and improves flow
Reduces inflammation
Reduces sexual impotence and erectile dysfunction
Improves effectiveness of antibiotics prescribed to treat prostatitis
Boosts sex drive
Helps prostate function more effectively

When combined with medications such as muscle relaxants and antibiotics, erotic prostate massage therapy can greatly improve the symptoms of prostatitis.

How can I get the most out of my massage?

There are a few things you can do to extend the benefits of an erotic prostate massage:

1. Play relaxing music

Relaxation is the most important thing to remember during an erotic prostate massage. It’s important for any massage session, but especially for this style as clenching will make the experience painful. Playing soft, soothing music will help to set the mood for the session and allow your muscles to relax.

2. Take slow, deep breaths

Again, this is to do with relaxing. Breathing helps. Always remember to take slow, controlled breaths and count to 10 if you need to. This will make an erotic prostate massage less uncomfortable and more pleasurable for you.

3. Take some time off

Be smart with your time and book your massage on a day where you’re not planning to get up to much. An erotic prostate massage will leave you feeling overwhelmed and drained – especially if it’s your first one. You’ll probably just want to close your eyes and wind down afterwards, so make sure you leave plenty of free time for this massage.

4. Stay hydrated

Massages increase the function of all of the body’s systems. Your heart will beat faster (cardiovascular), you will breathe more deeply (respiratory) and toxins will be flushed out more quickly (lymphatic), so your cells will receive their nutrients and remove their waste more efficiently. As a result, you will need to replenish your body’s water supply more often. And that means skipping the morning coffee and chugging down a glass of H2O.

To try a professional erotic prostate massage, have a look at our services. We offer a range of oriental massage therapies, so if your looking for the best deals on an erotic prostate massage then you’ve come to the right place. As we offer many of these prostate massage services from £130 an hour and serve the whole of central and Greater London.


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Get a Body to Body Massage And Get Your Confidence Back

Despite the sudden rise in gym memberships and diet plan subscriptions in Britain, over 64% of the population still remain overweight. This is an alarming figure- but is the NHS tackling this problem in the right way? Approaching obesity from a medical stance doesn’t work for everyone, so how else can we encourage people to lose weight, or even just become comfortable in their own skin? We have a solution, but it might seem like an unconventional suggestion to most of you. How about splashing out a little bit of cash and getting an authentic, raunchy Asian Body to Body massage? If that doesn’t ring a bell then read on and let us explain.

What is an Asian Body to Body massage?

This is an oriental, erotic style massage that involves a naughty amount of naked, Asian body to body contact between a masseuse and client. Although they do fall into the Asian category, they’re not centred on getting a ‘happy ending’- they’re far more complex. Body to Body massages incorporate ancient massage techniques that are designed to totally relax the body and mind. Pure, undisturbed relaxation is a realm that most people are unable to reach; but it is a very important to do so for our health, believe it or not. Relaxation is a necessity, both for the body and mind. Physically, it benefits:

• The heart- It lowers blood pressure, thus minimising the risk of a heart attack.
• The immune system- It stimulates the production of white blood cells; the cells in our body that combat illness and disease.
• Your chance of having a stroke- A 2007 Cambridge University study showed that people who relax more often are 24 per cent less likely to suffer from a stroke.
• Your skin- Many skin-related problems, such as psoriasis are linked to stress. Relaxation helps to clear up these issues.
Mentally, it helps you to:
• Improve your memory- Studies have proved that stress actually increases your risk of developing Alzheimer’s, whereas regularly relaxing counteracts it.
• Fight depression- Prolonged depression reduces the levels of serotonin and dopamine in the body; the hormones responsible for happiness. Properly relaxing counters this.
• ‘Put you in the mood’- Stress is one of the main culprits when it comes to putting people off sex. Relaxation, on the other hand, gets the sexual juices flowing.


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Asian Body to Body massages are clearly worth getting, but they’re also beneficial when it comes to dropping some pounds. Physically, relaxation makes resisting naughty treats far easier. Stress not only takes a toll on our mental state, but it also takes a toll on our waistline; because stress actually encourages food consumption. Similarly, relaxation actually helps us to make better decisions in day to day life. People who are stressed are more likely to focus entirely on the positives of a situation, rather than viewing it holistically. For example, take two people; one of which is stressed, the other has had a Asian body to body massage. Both people are offered free cocktails in a bar nearby on a Tuesday night after work. Who is more likely to go to work hung over the next day? Of course, the answer is obvious: the person who is stressed. Want to know why? Well basically, people who are relaxed are in a more realistic state of mind, meaning they are able to make better decisions on a day to day basis. So, imagine how useful this would be when dieting? It speaks for itself.
Ultimately, Asian Body to Body massages are great if you need an ego boost. They’re the ultimate Asian massage for boosting self-esteem. Why? Because they’re both exposing and rewarding. If you’re self-conscious with your body, stripping off for a complete stranger can be extremely daunting at first. However, it’s also a good way to overcome your fear. Asian Body to Body massages are pleasurable, exciting and also intimate, and they make you feel loved- regardless of your size. They teach you to love yourself holistically, no matter your size, shape or weight- it’s the purest form of self-acceptance.

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One of the key ingredients needed to stick to a diet, exercise plan or personal goal is self-belief. If you tell yourself from day one that you can’t achieve something, you won’t. Asian Body to Body massages are inspiring, motivating and healing, mentally, physically and spiritually. If you want to step outside of your comfort zone in order to succeed, get an Asian Body to Body massage- you’ll not believe what they can do for you.

To book in for, then give us a call or book online using our booking form. And we’ll book in for your raunchy session with an expert Asian masseuse.

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5 Of The Greatest Things About a Nude Oriental Sensual Massage

What Is A Nude Oriental Sensual Massage?

Nude oriental sensual massages are full body massages that are designed to excite the senses and create a heightened sexual experience for the client. A full body nude oriental sensual massage usually consists of a slow massage in a sensually exciting environment. It’s based on our internal need for touch. Touch makes us feel safe, loved and comforted. A nude oriental sensual massage gives us all of this for one glorious hour.

However, despite all of the comforting benefits, sensual Asian massages are often fraught with misconceptions. Many people assume that it’s a sexual service and considering its prominence in red light districts, it’s no wonder nude oriental sensual massage has that reputation. In reality nude oriental sensual massage is more than a sexual pleasure. Although you can’t deny its pleasurable nature, it works to draw tension right out of the sinews of your body. It combines intense massage therapy with sexual pleasure to result in an overall sense of spiritual completion and satisfaction. Think a deep tissue massage, aromatherapy and an orgasm all rolled into one.

If you’re reading this and thinking that you’d quite like to get a nude oriental sensual massage but you’re still a little unsure, here are some of the best things about a FBSM. These facts are sure to persuade you.

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What Makes a nude Oriental Sensual massage so good?

1. It’s so engaging that you will never get bored

A full body nude oriental sensual massage is essentially a hybrid massage. It fuses aromatherapy with erotic massage but also uses traditional techniques similar to Swedish and deep tissue massage. Typically, a sensual session will take place in a relaxing but stimulating environment. There may be scented candles burning, a soothing instrumental playlist in the background and an overall Zen feeling in the room. As soon as you step into the room, you’ll immediately feel your senses lighting up. You will be even more receptive to the slow, delicate caresses of the massage.

2. You are guaranteed for total stress release

It’s well-known that a massage is extremely good at relieving stress, but when it combined with an orgasm, it can be given a whole new twist. When we orgasm, our bodies release a cocktail of hormones into our bloodstream. These hormones work to reduce anxiety, stabilise mood and promote a sense of mental calm. When combined with a massage which literally pushes tension out of your body, a nude oriental sensual massage can be the ideal treatment for chronic stress, anxiety and even insomnia.

3. You will have better sex in the long run

A nude oriental sensual massage really tests your self-control and pushes the boundaries of sexual arousal. During a typical nude oriental sensual massage session, the masseuse will flicker between erotic and traditional methods to keep you on the edge of an orgasm. The point is to concentrate your mind and edge so the period of pleasure is extended. Ultimately, if you hold off, you will experience a stronger and more pleasurable orgasm. The erotic techniques have been honed over time, so nude oriental sensual massage therapy can help sexual impotence, lack of drive and premature or inability to orgasm. This can greatly improve your performance in the bedroom.

4. It stimulates your entire bodily systems

A nude oriental sensual massage doesn’t just excite your senses and turns you on – it also turns your bodily systems on. The physical movements literally help to push blood around your body, so stimulates your circulatory system. This boosted flow means that cells and organs receive a more efficient flow of blood carrying nutrients, and can have their waste products removed more quickly. This then improves cellular function so cells work at an enhanced rate. Plus, there is research to suggest that sexual arousal does increase white blood cell count as well as lowering the body’s cortisol levels (stress hormone), which reduces white blood cells.

5. It feels so taboo that it’s utterly satisfying

There’s something so attractive about doing something you shouldn’t. A nude oriental sensual massage feels like exactly that. It seems like a scandalous thing to experience, and that enhances all of the sensations. For many men, it’s a fantasy but it doesn’t have to be. At Erotic Massage UK, we offer a range of Asian massages, including nude oriental sensual massage, to men all over central and Greater London. From just £120 an hour, you can become the most relaxed, motivated and satisfied man you’ve ever been! If you’re interested, then be to sure to find out best nude oriental sensual massage rates here

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14 Weird Sexual Fetishes That Make An Erotic Massage Look Normal!

If You Thought An Erotic Massage Was Weird? Think Again!

Have you ever heard of an erotic massage before? Yeah, you probably have, and you probably think it’s a really dodgy, extremely expensive hand job in some sleazy salon underground somewhere. Am I right? Well, I am here to tell you that you are wrong! Unbeknown to me, Erotic Massages seem to be clouded by an array of negative stigmas, making people overly hesitant to give them a go, when in reality, they’re pretty amazing experiences.

Regardless, if you still think Erotic Massages are weird, then you’ve been totally misinformed. Living in a world where sex is practices, A LOT, I find it strange to believe that kinky massages have such a bad rep when there’s much weirder shit going on all around us. So, as an Erotic Massage advocate, I am here to completely weird you out and show you that Happy Ending massages are positively PG compared to some of the bizarre shit that goes on behind closed doors. By the end of this, you’ll never judge naughty massages ever again…


The 14 Weird Sexual Fetishes


1. Pseudonecrophillia

So, Necrophillia is seriously fucked up and totally illegal in the eyes of the law for obvious reasons. But unusually, Pseudonecrophillia isn’t, and you would be surprised to hear how many people are into it. If you haven’t already guessed, this weird sexual act involves one person playing dead during sex, while the other person gets off on it. As well as going limp and barely breathing, some people even take ice baths beforehand to make it seem as if they are a cold, lifeless body. What. The. Hell. I don’t know about you, but if someone asked me to play dead during sex, I’d be out of there quicker than Donald Trump at a tax office. Pretty sure infamous serial killer and necrophilia super fan, Ted Bundy made his girlfriend to do this while they were dating…. Slight alarm bells ringing. Just saying’.


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2. Formicophilia

If there’s one thing that really bugs me, its men who get more aroused by insects then me. Ha, get it? But seriously, this is a thing, and I don’t know whether to laugh or cry about it. Formicophilia is a sexual fetish whereby people get sexually aroused by insects crawling all over their private parts and body. Formicophiliacs enjoy being bitten, and get turned by the pain and irritation which comes as a result of being eaten alive by creepy crawlies. I’m itchy even thinking about it! Not being funny, but when I see an insect, I run a mile. I don’t sit there and imagine what it would look like in 6 inch heels on the cover of playboy. So, the next time your partner suggests watching A Bugs Life on Netflix, it’s time to start worrying.


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3. Pony Play

Okay so this one is a little more self-explanatory; it’s basically what it says on the tin. This weird type of role play involves people pretending to be horses or riding people pretending to be horses. Honestly guys, I’m not horsing around here… This weird fetish has become so popular, most bondage retailers now stock horse related gear such as butt plugs with horse’s tails and saddles. Pony Players are often accompanied by their ‘jockey’ who rides them and feeds them carrots whilst dressed in full riding gear. Sounds like an expensive fetish if you ask me, but it doesn’t end there.  This bizarre role play is not limited to horses, it also extends to other animals such as dogs, cats, wolves, lions and many others. I love puppies, kittens and horses just as much as the next person, but I don’t particularly want one as a boyfriend. I’ll stick to the real thing, thanks.


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4. Paraphilic Infantilism

Everyone loves babies! They’re super cute right?, adorable little bundles of joy who really do brighten up the world. But how would you feel about a middle aged fat, hairy man dressing up as one? Still cute? NO. Absolutely not! If you haven’t already sussed it out, this seriously disturbing practice, also known as ‘Adult Baby Syndrome’,

involves adults dressing up as and acting like babies, whilst some other weirdo ‘mothers’ and looks after them. These creepy giant babies enjoy being bottle fed; having their nappies changed, sleeping in cots and of course, crying all of the time. Categorised as a sexual masochism, practitioners of this bizarre fetish derive sexual gratification from being completely humiliated, and seem to enjoy the feeling of being helpless and vulnerable. Although this may seem pretty damn weird to most of you, this not-so-uncommon fetish appears to be rising in popularity across the world and is definitely becoming more accepted and recognised. Pretty messed up if you ask me, but each to their own, I guess?



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5. Climacophilia

Ever fell down the stairs in a public place and completely humiliated yourself? Most people probably have, and it can be a pretty traumatic experience. Unless of course you’re a Climacophiliac, in which case, it’s a massive turn on. Although there has been very little scientific research into this, it has been noted that participants suffering from Climacophiliac gain sexual gratification from either tumbling down stairs themselves or watching someone else do it. Psychologists seem to be pretty baffled by this one, and so far, there have been very few cases reported. But either way, the term ‘stairway to heaven’ has never been more appropriate.


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6. Apotemnophilia

Imagine being in a car accident and crushing both of your legs, or being a soldier and having your arms blown off.  It sounds horrendous, doesn’t it? Not for a Apotemnophiliac. For them, it’s like a dream come true. As far as twisted fetishes go, this is pretty up there, because after all, who the hell fantasizes about being completely immobile? Although most people suffering from Apotemnophilia are sexually aroused by other amputee’s, extreme sufferers become aroused at the thought of being limb-less themselves. The worst part is, there have been accounts of people cutting off their own limbs DIY style in a bid to feel ‘whole’- as has been described by them. Whoever these people are, they definitely need psychological evaluation. But in the meantime, let’s just hope they don’t get stuck on a dance floor when the Hokey Cokey comes on….


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7. Xylophilia

Okay so everyone loves forests. They’re beautiful, idyllic and really sexy. Wait, what? So apparently, people who suffer from Xylophila get seriously turned on at the sight or touch of wood in every form. Now now girls, steady on, we don’t mean that kind of ‘wood’. We mean ACTUAL wood, believe it or not. Whether it’s trees, pencils or planks of wood, Xylophiliacs seemingly can’t get enough of it, but there is still no explanation as to why. I mean, did a Xylophiliac just walk past their dining room table one day and think, ‘Phoar, check out the legs on that one’? Who knows, but if I do know one thing, it’s that Xylophiliacs are barking mad! So, if you ever catch your partner staring at your wardrobe for too long, you know why.



8. Cake Farts

Ever looked at a Victoria Sponge and just had a massive urge to fart on it? Oh, man I wish I was making this up but I’m really not. People farting on cakes for sexual gratification is an actual thing now, after a video was posted on Pornhub of a woman letting rip on a beautifully-iced chocolate cake. Whether it was originally posted as a joke or not, people seemed to like it… A lot. So much that a new genre of porn has since been created because of it. Some Cake Fart fans have described what they like about this acquired fetish, and apparently, there’s something sexy about icing getting lodged up someone’s back-end? There’s only one hole I want my cake going down, and its most definitely further north.  So, next time you think about buying a caterpillar cake from ASDA for your mate’s birthday, I’d seriously reconsider. Never. Eating. Cake. Again.


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9. Coprophilia

Two Girls one Cup– a hellish, stomach- churning manifestation of nightmares. This chunder-worthy abomination horrified the world for its unnatural, sexual use of human excrement, leaving most normal people simultaneously gagging in sheer horror. But for all of the Coprophiliacs out there, this video was a thing of magic. This rather unhygienic fetish is where people get aroused by all things pooey, developing an unnatural interest in feces. Professed Coprophiliacs have admitted enjoying the smell, texture and taste of feces, whether it be their own or someone else’s. You could be Tom Hardy or Ryan frickin’ Gosling for all I care, you are not coming anywhere near me with poo! This shit is next level weird.




10. Stygiophilia

Imagine getting jiggy with a guy, everything is going great and then suddenly he’s all like, ‘burn in hell, bitch’. You’d be super upset and a little taken back, right? Well, for a Stygiophiliac, this is actually a massive compliment. Stygiophiliacs are people who get aroused at the thought of Hell and Damnation, as fucking bizarre as that sounds. Stygiophiliacs aren’t usually religious, so tend to come up with their own idea of what hell is; but there’s usually still plenty of fire and misery of course. Makes absolutely no sense to me, but then again, eternal suffering and damnation has never really been my thing.  Either way, most of us are going to hell anyway, so I’ll see you there guys!




11. Coulrophilia

I think for most of you reading, this next fucked up fetish is literally a thing of nightmares. Think creepy outfit, think sinister face paint, think chilling laugh. Has the penny dropped yet? Coulrophilia is a fetish for, wait for it… Clowns! Yes, that’s right; there are people in the world who get turned on by these creepy hell demons. According to practicing Coulrophiles, a normal, day to day sex session usually involves being spanked with rubber chickens and actual pies in the face. Whether you love dressing up or just enjoy watching IT a little too much, this unusual fetish really creeps me out. Then again, I’m coming around to the idea a little more, now that I know there’s pie involved…


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  12. Mechanophilia

Mechanophilia is one of the more well-known, documented Fetishes out there, mainly because of a documentary published by the BBC which gained a great deal of attention and laughs for that matter. The documentary was titled My Car is My Lover, so I’m pretty sure you know where I’m going with this. It’s safe to say most people find cars both beautiful and attractive, but it doesn’t mean we want to shove our d*** in the exhaust pipe. Generally, most Mechanophiliacs are attracted to anything mechanical, including helicopters, airplanes and in some cases, even hoovers (ouch). The self-confessed Mechanophiliac in the show admitted to only being aroused by and ‘making love to’ mechanical things; but only with the blessing of his VW Bug/ girlfriend, Vanilla, of course. I love TopGear just as much as the next person, but I wouldn’t watch it with some lube and a box of tissues. That’s just wheely weird…


13. Oculolinctus

If there’s one thing that makes me cringe, it’s touching my eyes, and I think most people feel the same way as I do. Oculolinctusiacs on the other hand, bloody love it. In fact, they love it so much; they get sexual pleasure from licking other people’s eyeballs! This gross fetish, also known as ‘Worming’ has become so popular in Japan, its led to an outbreak of Pinkeye across the country. This seriously unhygienic and just downright weird fetish has become so bad, national warnings have been issued to discourage people from going round sucking on eyeballs. Eye gunk is bad enough as it is, but can you imagine eating it? HELL NO. Come near my eyes, and I will hurt you.



14 Vorarephilia

To conclude our list of fucked up fetishes; of course, we have saved the most gruesome for last. The holy grail of fucked up fetishes, the mother ship of weird, the big daddy of disturbing.

In 2001, the world was left horrified when the gruesome tale of Armin Meiwes and Bernd Brandes hit the headlines. Meiwes was convicted of mutilating and eating Brandes, his gay lover, over the course of weeks; defrosting and cooking parts of his flesh most nights. If this wasn’t bad enough, this horrifying story took an even more sinister turn. It came out that Brandes was not murdered and devoured against his will; he had actually advertised himself online to be eaten, and intentionally met with Meiwes to live out his sick fantasy. If you haven’t already worked it out, Voraraphilia is the desire to be eaten, and this extreme case is a disturbing insight into the lengths some people would go to in order to fulfill this horrendous desire. This rare phenomenon has baffled psychologists across the globe, and very little understanding has been established as to the workings and motivations of self-confessed Vorarephiliacs. Some call it a fetish; I call it a serious cry for psychological help. This most certainly wins the award for most messed up fetish, that’s for sure.


Vorarephilia fetish


So next time you shy away from an erotic massage in London be sure to think twice. As you can see from the above post, there are much weirder and stranger things out there, stay safe people! – Stella x

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How to Get The Most Out Of Your Oriental Tantric Massage

Massage therapy is a unique style of treatment. When combined with more traditional methods such as medication and therapy, it can be extremely effective at eliminating persistent illnesses for good. Massage gives treatment plans a whole new way of tackling and curing conditions. Different massages are more suited to helping with particular symptoms, but generally, massages are fantastic at reducing stress, trauma and easing muscle strain.


What Is a Oriental Tantric Massage?


There are many types of massage therapy that you can choose from and many can be combined with each other to create customised, more holistic form of treatment. An oriental tantric massage is one type of Asian massage that focuses on very slow, drawn out movements which are effective at stimulating the deeper levels of muscle tissue. Unlike traditional massage therapy, tantric massage involves sexual stimulation. It works on the whole body, sexual areas as well as the neutral areas, and the slow techniques can feel very sensual and arousing.

Why Does an Oriental Tantric Massage Help With Stress?


An oriental tantric massage uses slow, deep movements that are designed to arouse the body, mind and spirit. This sexual arousal is intentional, because oriental massages typically use the power of pleasure to heal the mind. When you are aroused or having an orgasm, the body releases hormones that help to reduce anxiety and stabilise mood.


But a oriental tantric massage isn’t just about orgasms. It’s about exercising self-control, and building and prolonging arousal so you get to have the biggest release of tension at the end. This release is a physical manifestation of stress and tension that you’ve built up over time, and a tantric massage works to help you let go of it all.


Tantric massage is based on tantra, which focuses on keeping life energy balanced. When this energy becomes unbalanced and disconnected, you are more likely to become ill. That’s why a tantric massage is so slow and ritualistic – it works to reconnect and re-balance life energy in your body. Sexual arousal is a way of rebuilding this connection.

What Are the Benefits of a Oriental Tantric Massage?


Tension can be held all over the body, but tends to collect in areas that are more susceptible to strain – for example, the shoulders, back and legs. It is also particularly attracted to the sexual areas. When tension builds up in the sexual areas, it becomes more of a problem, because these areas aren’t usually as stimulated during massage therapy as the normal areas. It therefore builds up and up, which eventually results in sexual frustration and that can make people grumpier, crankier and generally more irritable. An oriental tantric massage aims to relieve the body and mind of all of its pent-up stresses, sexual and neutral.


Here are some of the main benefits:


  • Improved sex drive and appetite
  • Relief from intense stress and anxiety
  • Helps insomnia
  • Reduces migraines
  • Stabilises mood
  • Improves mental control and discipline
  • Boosts motivation
  • Improves immune system
  • Decreases risk of cardiovascular disease


How can I get the most out of my tantric massage?


As you can see, a oriental tantric massage offers a range of great benefits. If you want to experience the full spectrum and maintain them for a prolonged period of time, the following habits can help to maximise the afterglow.


  1. Play relaxing music and use aromatherapy


The point here is to create a soothing atmosphere. Because a oriental tantric massage focuses on building sexual arousal and edging along an orgasm, you need to be relaxed in order to engage your mind. Playing relaxing music (think classical instrumentals, chimes and waterfalls, not hip hop), lighting scented candles and using aromatherapy oils will help enhance this atmosphere.


  1. Focus on your breathing


An oriental tantric massage will require some serious mental control. It is extremely slow and will gradually build up your arousal to the very edge of orgasm, and then back off. Then it will repeat. The aim is to edge along an orgasm, so you feel all the pleasure of an orgasm but minus the ejaculation, which is seen as energy loss. In order to successfully do this, you will have to focus on your breathing.


  1. Don’t overthink


Aside from focusing on breathing, one of the main tips for enjoying tantra is to let go. Don’t be afraid to feel aroused. Let your body feel what it wants to feel and when it’s time to orgasm, just let loose.


  1. Stay hydrated after a tantric massage


Every massage, from tantric to Swedish, will speed up the rate at which your bodily systems work at. In general, massages stimulate blood flow so cells receive nutrients and have their waste products removed more quickly. This means cellular function is enhanced, and so the body will need to be re hydrated at a faster rate.


  1. Incorporate an oriental tantric massage into your lifestyle


The benefits of a massage are cumulative, regardless of style. The more often you have a massage, the greater and longer lasting the benefits will be. Pencil a oriental tantric massage into your schedule, make it a solid part of your regimen and watch the benefits become more pronounced every time.


Where Can I Get an Oriental Tantric Massage?


There are many places offering oriental tantric massages, but you can’t always be sure that these places offer genuine tantra experiences or sexual services. At Erotic Massage, we offer a variety of authentic oriental tantric massage and many others, and all of our therapists are fully trained in erotic and tantric therapy. We serve the whole of central and Greater London, and our therapists are available for incall or outcall services from just £120 an hour. Book now!



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Getting An Asian Erotic Massage : The Most Surprising Facts!

There are many different styles of massage therapy out there, but one of the most speculated forms is the Asian erotic massage. There are many misconceptions about Asian erotic massage so we’ve used our own knowledge and facts from the web to create this article and put those rumours to rest – once and for all. Read on to discover what an erotic Asian massage actually is, its history, how it’s performed and its various benefits to mental and physical health. You might find that some of the facts actually surprise you.

What Is An Asian Erotic Massage?

An Asian erotic massage is a style of Asian massage therapy that focuses on stimulating the whole body. Like traditional massage, it uses various manual techniques at varying pressures to affect the different tissue levels and release pressure. But unlike traditional massage, it uses sexual arousal as a tool for combating stress and muscle tension. Asian erotic massage typically involves sensual stroking and caressing the sexual parts of the body to bring the client to a pleasurable release.

Because of this sexual nature, people tend to think lowly of Asian erotic massages. However there are some things that might surprise you…


things to know about getting an asian erotic massage

1. Erotic massage is for everyone, not just for perverts

Sure there are probably perverts who go for erotic massages. But there are perverts everywhere in the world. Perverts enjoy drinking coffee. Perverts enjoy going to the cinema. Just because you drink coffee or go to the cinema doesn’t make you a pervert, does it? Likewise, Asian erotic massage isn’t just for perverts. Many people try erotic massage – from men to women, from straight to homosexual, from young to old. Erotic massage is just a little more under the radar than traditional massage and its taboo label makes it a less savoury topic to talk about in a crowded room.

2. Erotic massage is the best way to relieve stress

When you’re stressed, people may tell you to exercise. They might even tell you to talk it out with a friend, partner or even a therapist. A massage is a more direct yet gentler way of tackling stress head on. Stress collects in your muscles as well as in your head. It gyrates in areas like the back, shoulders and neck, which is why you tend to hold yourself differently when you’re stressed or anxious. Massage therapy tackles these areas. Stress also collects in the sexual areas. Erotic massage tackles these areas. That’s why an Asian erotic massage is one of the best ways to relieve stress because it combines traditional massage therapy with sensuality to ensure full body relaxation.

3. Erotic massage can improve your sex life

So we’ve established that Asian erotic massage works to release sexual frustration. This can do wonders for your sex life. An erotic masseuse will slowly arouse you, bring you to the edge of orgasm and back off just before you ejaculate. They will then pause and restart it all over again. This method of edging an orgasm will teach you to control your orgasms and arousal so you can enjoy better, longer sex and more powerful orgasms.

4. Erotic massage can save your relationship

The varied sexual techniques are designed to arouse you. Surprisingly, an erotic massage can actually help save failing relationships. Why? Well, the masseuses are well trained in the art of sensual touch, so they can show you new places on your body that you didn’t know could arouse you. They can show you new tricks to try in the bedroom. They can teach you to experience paramount pleasure. All of these things can help relight that spark you thought was long gone.

5. Erotic massage can relieve painful symptoms of urinary and prostate conditions

Erotic massage produces such powerful releases of fluid that they can actually clear out the blockages in your urinary and prostate ducts. These blocked fluids may have been causing your urinary and prostate problems such as painful urination and incomplete flow. An erotic masseuse or a prostate massage therapist can help relieve these symptoms for you, but pleasurably as opposed to at the hand of a stern doctor in a white lab coat.

Try an Authentic Erotic Massage!

At Erotic Massage UK, we offer a genuine Asian erotic massage service to men in central and Greater London at the hand of a highly trained Asian masseuse. From just £120 an hour, you are guaranteed the mind-blowing sensations and earth shattering pleasure. So if you’re looking for the very best Asian erotic massage then be sure to visit here

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