Prostate massages- the luxury treatment for your back door. Sounds intimidating, but it doesn’t have to be- all you need to do is read the manual. When practiced correctly, Prostate massages are unbelievably pleasurable, and will probably leave you with one big smile on your face afterwards. Then again, diving headfirst into a prostate massage without doing your research could leave you with tears in your eyes- and we don’t mean tears of joy. Sparked your interest? Well, here’s the do’s and don’ts of a Prostate massage:
Relax- Prostate massages can be pretty daunting, especially if you’ve never had one before. Like with all massages, relaxation is crucial if you want to make the most of your session, but for prostate massages, it could be the difference between pain and pleasure. Biologically, the back door is not designed to be stimulated, so it’s important to relax your body as much as possible. The more you clench, he more painful it will when inserting a finger or toy.
Set the scene – Following on from the point above, one of the best ways to induce relaxation is to set the scene. Wherever you choose to perform your prostate massage, ensure that the room is a haven of tranquillity. Warm the lighting and place scented candles around the room for soothing effect. Some smells even act as aphrodisiacs, so it’ll both relax and arouse you. At the end of the day, you’re trying to seduce yourself, so hunching over a table in the kitchen, right next to your rubbish bin isn’t going to do the trick…
Purchase some kind of Lubricant- Unless you want to walk around with clenched butt cheeks for the next week, we seriously advise you purchase some kind of lubricant beforehand. Fortunately, there’s a great selection out there on the market, so whether you’re on a budget, have sensitive skin or suffer from certain allergies, there’s something out there for you. Lubricants can range from oils to gels to creams, and all of which have different selling features which separate them from the rest. Some taste good, some tingle, others have a long shelf life; regardless of your choice, make sure you do your research and find a lubricant that’s right for you.
Give it a chance- Like anything sexual, there are things you like and dislike, but it’s important not to judge something from your first experience of it. The chances are, your first prostate massage will slightly uncomfortable at first and perhaps even painful for several minutes. Let’s face it; shoving a finger up your butt is going to be a shock to the system at first. But make sure you keep an open mind and try to see past some initial discomfort. Once your body is used to the sensation, and you’ve loosened up, it will start to feel good; really good- so hang on in there guys and give it a chance!
Hire a masseuse- If you’re curious about Prostate massages but wouldn’t even know where to begin; you’re probably better off hiring a masseuse to do it for you. Let’s get real here- the prostate is a sensitive area, so the last thing you want to do is fuck it up and hurt yourself. Erotic masseuses, on the other hand, could give a prostate massage in their sleep, so you know you’re in safe hands. Whether it’s for medical reasons, pleasure or you’re just feeling adventurous; hiring a masseuse is definitely the best way to go about it, especially if you’re a prostate playing newbie. Plus, who doesn’t want a hot masseuse playing with them?!
Experiment with toys- Right fella’s, lets straighten something out: sex toys aren’t exclusively for women, there’s plenty out there for you too. Incorporating toys into your massage has a number of advantages; the first of which is that it actually makes the whole charade a shit load easier. Most decent prostate massagers on the market a designed for hand-free use, meaning you can experience toe curling pleasure without lifting a finger (literally). Secondly, using a tried and tested sex toy will actually minimise the chance of you hurting yourself because they’re specially designed to hit all the right places. For easy pleasure, a prostate massager is the way forward.
Get drunk- Looking for some Dutch courage? Yep, we get it, a shot or two of whiskey will do the trick. That’s fine, but one too many drinks could actually cause you some serious problems… Prostate massages are no walk in the park; they’re actually a labyrinth of landmines and pots of gold, so it’s important to have some wit about you. Alcohol dulls the senses, which means less pleasure, and numbed pain. Numbed pain, sounds great, right? Wrong. If performed incorrectly, Prostate massages can actually cause serious damage to your behind. You might not feel it at the time, but the pain will sting you in the arse when you’re sober, trust me. Ease of the booze, you’ve been warned!
Go into it without researching technique- Using the correct prostate massage technique can be the difference between a healthy gland, or one that causes you a lifetime of pain. Whether you started out with prostate gland issues or not, diving in without following the correct procedure could lead to some serious problems, so do some research online beforehand. The Prostate gland is one of the most vulnerable organs in the male body, and is an incredibly sensitive web of blood vessels. If massaged gently and correctly, you’ll probably experience the most intense pleasure you could ever imagine. Alternatively, if you get a little finger happy and go on a poking rampage, you won’t be able to walk for a while, let’s just leave it at that. Moral of the story: do your research god damn!
Panic if your penis emits fluid- What a lot of men don’t realise is that prostate massages are medically recognised methods for treating prostate gland issues. Also known as the ‘milking service’, prostate massages encourage trapped fluid in the gland to escape through the penis; a laxative for the prostate should we say. If, during your massage fluid begins to leak from your penis, don’t panic, its actually seriously good for you! You’ll probably be a little grossed out at first which is expected, but milking yourself regularly can actually prevent prostate illness and even reduce your risk of cancer. So for those of you who thought men couldn’t be milked, you are wrong!
Don’t rush it- Your back door is sensitive, and it should be wooed and teased, not rammed! As previously mentioned, sticking something up your bum, whether it’s a finger or a toy, can be an alien sensation at first, so it’s important to ease yourself into it. The anus is surrounded by senses, so if you go full throttle without warming up, trust me, you’re going to feel it! Lube yourself up, and insert q finger or toy slowly. Like they always say, slow and steady wins the race.
Try it before having a bowel movement- Attention all men: be sure to read this following post! Unless of course you’re fine with mopping up your own poop, in which case, feel free to ignore it. As you’re all fully aware, there’s always a slight risk when toying with your back door when it comes to ‘mess’. Although it could be easily avoided if the relevant precautions are taken, failing to empty your bowels before a prostate massage could result in a rather embarrassing and traumatic accident. If you want to avoid pooping all over your masseuse or staining your bed sheets with your own excrement, take a shit before your massage- seriously.
So there’s you have it, our guide for what to do and what not to do during a prostate massage. Your butt is a maze of sensations and pleasure, so if you read the map correctly, you’ll reach the destination: a mind-blowing orgasm. So be sure to practice with care boys! So should you ever feel the need to experience this incredible journey of self discovery, then don’t forget boys that Erotic Massage UK, offer the best prostate massages near kings cross.